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June 06, 2005

A Very Big Fish

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Holy Mackeral. This guy caught a 124 pound catfish. You should have seen the one that got away!
Posted by mayor at June 6, 2005 05:54 PM

Captions

 
Posted by: Len S at June 7, 2005 06:41 AM

Big Deal. Might fisherman, whose fly appears to be open, hooks a grand old fish that deserved to live out its days.

 
Posted by: Pratheesh at June 8, 2005 10:10 AM

Honey, I fed the fish!

 
Posted by: jondapicam at June 9, 2005 07:46 AM

Shortly after taking this picture he was treated at the local emergency room for a back injury. Hmmm... sounds fishy to me...

 
Posted by: GeminiGirl at June 11, 2005 03:39 PM

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

 
Posted by: sUz at June 13, 2005 10:25 AM

I'd like you to meet my great-grandfather, Shorty. You can see the resemblance in the neck. Also, our IQ is near 'bout the exact same...

 
Posted by: Knows at June 17, 2005 09:28 PM

Some of the people who captioned for this one are stupid. Some examples would be Len S, who by the way is a dump environmentalist. The catfish would live out its days and decompose in a lake, therefore put more nitrates in the water!!! Dummy!!! The other one is sUz. Get out of here!!!!! Caption or get lost!!!!!!1

 
Posted by: Knows at June 17, 2005 09:29 PM

You know what you do with a big catfish...catch a really big cat!!!

 
Posted by: Dr. Phibes at June 20, 2005 09:47 PM

*Bait*? Hell, I just dangled my toddler over the side, and it got 'er done!

 
Posted by: someone at June 24, 2005 07:02 PM

gosh... you people just aren't funny.

maybe i'm not, but at least i don't try to come up with a caption...

 
Posted by: robi at June 30, 2005 02:47 AM

Remember the one that got away? I told you I wasn't drinking!

 
Posted by: starbit at July 9, 2005 01:23 PM

Long John Silver: would you like that fish and more super sized? Sure,no bun please.

 
Posted by: as at July 11, 2005 03:49 AM

SHOVE THIS UO MY ASSS!!!

 
Posted by: Amelia at July 17, 2005 09:50 PM

"Knows," you are rude and immature. I would have told you that in a private email, but the email addy you provided is bogus. I've read a ton of captions from you, and your wit is not quick or sharp or even focused. Talk about unfunny-- darling, look in the mirror. (I hate to trash you in public like this, but it IS your own fault.) You obviously think you're funny, though, so doubtless you won't pay attention to what I'm saying. Ho-hum. Such is the case with imbeciles.

 
Posted by: Dr.BigDick at July 23, 2005 11:42 PM

Billyjoebobdannyfrank comments "It's twice as big, but at least it's only half as smelly as my wife's vagina."

 
Posted by: val at July 25, 2005 12:38 AM

who am I? My name is ish- in my hands I have a helluva fish

 
Posted by: Zilla at July 31, 2005 01:50 PM

(guy crouching behind him)

Ok, when I say "Now!"...

 
Posted by: GrubletLee at August 4, 2005 09:01 AM

I caught this fish on corndog cause Im a redneck and cacth fish on corndogs

Damb you Fred stop playing with my ass before I chop your hands off with a corndog

 
Posted by: tim at August 8, 2005 02:43 PM

hey, l... l...... look at this fish..... its big.... im holding a big fish.... he he(nervous chuckle).

 
Posted by: jondapicam at August 10, 2005 07:35 AM

Brings back memories of my first time with a hooker. Just snap the picture, okay?

 
Posted by: richard at August 11, 2005 10:33 PM

Hey, yer wanna f**k mah sistah? She like you.

 
Posted by: Anna at August 25, 2005 10:48 PM

I agree with Amelia about Knows...You are a dumb ass! I bet your mother is proud!

 
Posted by: Quex at August 26, 2005 06:08 AM

this INSULTS "finding nemo"

 
Posted by: adam w at September 3, 2005 08:06 PM

doctor: congratulations madam, you've given birth to a giant catfish.

 
Posted by: Robert Network at September 17, 2005 10:29 PM

Smells just like my last girlfriend.

 
Posted by: Kenneth Director at September 17, 2005 10:32 PM

How many cats did you say you have?

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