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June 28, 2004

Bend it Like Beckham?

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English fans sporting the jersey of soccer idol David Beckham visit the restroom shortly before the strat of the Euro 2004 first round clash between England and Croatia in Lisbon. Perhaps I took the best caption in the title of this one? Caption away!
Posted by mayor at June 28, 2004 11:47 PM

Captions

 
Posted by: Joel Comm at June 28, 2004 11:48 PM

This is NOT the time to bend it like Beckham fellas!

 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at June 29, 2004 11:22 AM

"Spots on the Floor" by croatian player "Vahn Hung Lowe"
"Spots on the Walls" by British player "Hugh P. Standon"

 
Posted by: Sherry at June 29, 2004 05:20 PM

Hit the water boys!

 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at June 30, 2004 07:15 AM

British fans p*ssed and flushed, after viewing the first round clash between Britian and the Croatians.

 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at July 1, 2004 09:33 AM

I Beckham to stop standin' on Urinal. I say "Mista Day-id, he who stan' on comode eeze high on pot!" He den be 'floored!

 
Posted by: s at July 7, 2004 08:15 AM

that was surely a good pitcher of beer

 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at July 7, 2004 11:08 AM

"Let's hit the water boys!"

 
Posted by: Julie at July 13, 2004 08:37 AM

It was one of the more unusual suspect line-ups the police had seen.

 
Posted by: mike at December 27, 2004 11:13 PM

Hey you, guy on the right, eyes forward!

 
Posted by: jondapicam at December 28, 2004 08:45 PM

Isn't it funny how you get all tensed up and can't pee?

 
Posted by: Peter Brzezinka at March 30, 2005 07:14 AM

Spot the chavvy pirate with the collar and rolled up jeans.

 
Posted by: Ronaltito 7 at June 4, 2005 11:46 AM

Live Cristiano Ronaldo 7, is the best in football, i am soy of the country Chile, and Ronaldo is best.

Live Man Utd ¡

 
Posted by: Ian at June 11, 2005 09:02 PM

Tickets for England game:$120
1 David Beckham jersey:$75
Lunch at the stadium:$25
Halftime in the mens room at an England football match....

Priceless

 
Posted by: linh at July 5, 2005 02:02 AM

2222222222222222

 
Posted by: $T£ Mç 05 at September 6, 2005 01:20 PM

7x7x7x7x7x7=117649

and if ya stick a few 0s on the end of that it tells ya exactly how much he earns a wk

lol

 
Posted by: re4man at September 6, 2005 07:49 PM

Hey Look were all 7 inches

 
Posted by: saviola at November 27, 2005 03:51 PM

good job for you!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Posted by: tom rodwell at December 2, 2005 01:07 PM

OI beckham you got me!
wich 1?
yer?
oi im beckham and er..............

 
Posted by: muhammad ali at July 3, 2009 02:32 AM

yaa..trying to be muhammad ali

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