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June 11, 2005

Buddha Belly

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Do you really need me to preface this photo? Captioning this one isn't monkey business...
Posted by mayor at June 11, 2005 08:26 PM

Captions

 
Posted by: Joel at June 11, 2005 08:27 PM

Michael Moore caught in the fitting room at K-Mart.
 
Posted by: sUz at June 13, 2005 10:14 AM

Sweet home, Alabama! Lord I'm comin' home to you!
 
Posted by: slyflower at June 13, 2005 04:48 PM

MMMMMMMMMMM Kiss me baby ..that's right my mom said Im all that and a bag of nanners! I like to move,move it.
 
Posted by: Dean Chambers at June 14, 2005 05:40 AM

*song* "Baby, You can leave your hat on..."
 
Posted by: jondapicam at June 14, 2005 01:06 PM

You killed my brother! Now I shall have my revenge!
 
Posted by: Len S at June 15, 2005 06:56 AM

Barefoot and Pregnant - the fate of poor women the world over.
 
Posted by: Rexanne at June 16, 2005 10:41 PM

"Who's Your Daddy?!"
 
Posted by: Knows at June 17, 2005 09:23 PM

You know you want some of this.
 
Posted by: Knows at June 17, 2005 09:24 PM

You want some of this?!
 
Posted by: Knows at June 17, 2005 09:24 PM

You want to mess with this?!
 
Posted by: Dr. Phibes at June 19, 2005 11:38 PM

I'd better get a s**tload of beads for *this* one!
 
Posted by: nakbali at June 21, 2005 04:49 AM

wow///..
 
Posted by: Dahankstah at June 23, 2005 01:04 PM

Your turning me any which way but loose, any which way but loose...
 
Posted by: GARY at June 25, 2005 03:21 PM

D N A TEST? O.K THEN LET'S GO.
 
Posted by: Peter at June 26, 2005 09:17 AM

Was that deodorant tested for potential effects on human genes?
 
Posted by: David gohman Luke at June 26, 2005 05:45 PM

Investigators were shocked to learn that the age enhanced photos of Elvis Presley were indeed, "Off the mark."
 
Posted by: Bruce Douglas at June 27, 2005 04:13 AM

Alright keep you shirt on, you can have bananas for tea.

?what is URL:
 
Posted by: Dylan at June 29, 2005 07:15 PM

I'm too sexy for shirt....
 
Posted by: Billeh at July 4, 2005 09:05 AM

Batman has nothing on me
 
Posted by: gart at July 11, 2005 03:52 AM

look im a big fawking ape..harharhar
 
Posted by: LiebenDieAusUtan at July 20, 2005 12:09 AM

At least I don't look like Michael Jackson!
 
Posted by: VAL at July 25, 2005 12:35 AM

Hey Dubya- wanna monkey around?
 
Posted by: linda at July 25, 2005 11:46 AM

Honey, Does this outfit make me look fat?
 
Posted by: Clive at July 25, 2005 05:45 PM

I wish my mam would stop doin' porn...
 
Posted by: SirLafalot at July 26, 2005 10:56 AM

I named the left one "Burger" and the rght one "King"!
 
Posted by: Dr.BigDick at July 26, 2005 10:19 PM

Who wants to see me shit 6 nerf footballs?

OR

I looked good till my boobs deflated.
 
Posted by: Zilla at July 31, 2005 01:47 PM

Who needs Armani when you got a BODY like this, baby???

I'm dead-sexy...
 
Posted by: GrubletLee at August 4, 2005 09:03 AM

I shouldnt of eaten all those damb corndogs
 
Posted by: Betty at August 25, 2005 10:38 PM

I have nipples Greg...Can you milk me?
 
Posted by: brian at August 26, 2005 03:23 PM

Grandpa?
 
Posted by: re4man at September 6, 2005 07:48 PM

Has anyone one seen my Bro-zire
 
Posted by: Cherelle at September 11, 2005 03:03 AM

"1 sec this just came from the dry cleaners"
-transporter2
 
Posted by: stars at September 11, 2005 05:25 PM

Smell this.
 
Posted by: steven at October 23, 2005 02:29 PM

...my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
 
Posted by: Talion at November 3, 2005 03:49 PM

Michael Moore feared the world would learn his mother was a stripper.
 
Posted by: Ian at February 17, 2006 08:54 PM

"I am ready for a new day...after I get another hamburger! Man, I can't believe I can only eat fifty burgers a day!
 
Posted by: Mama Jackson at April 29, 2007 08:29 AM

Janet Jackson, pre-surgery photo.

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