Hey , Bill ? Who is Dow Jones ? I think he is that ,Downhill Skier , who almost beat , Lance Armstrong , in the French Open , DUH !!!

Bill Gaetz, from Lubbock, Texas, and his good buddy Todd Walmart, from everyplace you can think of.

Damn it, Napoleon, I told you not to call me Dad in public.

And then it hit them...everything had become two dimensional--and with an 80's-retro look. They knew the next phase would be beads and bell-bottoms, then ill-fitting houndstooth coats followed by stiff collars, handlebar moustaches and oily hair cream. Soon after that they would loose all their dimensionality and the universe as they knew it would wink out of existence. They would have to work fast.

Napoleon: I'm here with my good friend Bill.
Bill: Hello.
Napoleon: He's got nunchuck skills, flower arranging skills, computer hacking skills.
Bill: You buy Windows, all your wildest dreams will come true.
Napoleon: Windows is probabaly the worst software I've ever used.
Bill: It has made me a lot of money.
Napoleon: Luckyyyyyy.