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July 16, 2004

Here Piggie Piggie

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Eat your greens! : Vietnamese pot-bellied pig Otis eats a snack of kale as he is introduced to the public at the Central Park Children's Zoo in New York. Caption Mr. Piggie!
Posted by mayor at July 16, 2004 10:33 PM

Captions

 
Posted by: Joel at July 16, 2004 10:35 PM

I know the resemblance is uncanny, but I am NOT Michael Moore!
 
Posted by: Len Steele at July 18, 2004 11:27 AM

Come on, you BOZOS! I said I wanted BROCCOLI!
 
Posted by: J-Z at July 19, 2004 12:20 AM

The crumb...it fell. Die.
 
Posted by: Koral at July 19, 2004 06:41 PM

You wanted to fatten me up? Well damn.. no one told me. I would have made more of an effort if I'd known.
 
Posted by: Fury at July 20, 2004 12:14 AM

I SAID I am Mary-Kate, not Ashley!!
 
Posted by: J. Yock at July 21, 2004 03:07 PM

I'm used to smoking "herbs" this is the closest thing I could find, darn!!
 
Posted by: Lynne at July 23, 2004 09:28 AM

Who's got a blunt?
 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at July 28, 2004 04:21 PM

"Pass the grain Farmer Brown,I'm tired of making a pig of myself on this rabbit food."
 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at July 29, 2004 12:53 PM

I'M THE 'OTHER WHITE MEAT' AND THAT'S SOMETHIN' TO OINK ABOUT!
 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at July 29, 2004 12:59 PM

SMOKE KALE? GO TO JAIL!
 
Posted by: Bee at August 5, 2004 01:18 AM

Mindin my own business an WHAM the lettuce attacked me.
 
Posted by: WEIRD_1 at September 1, 2004 03:31 PM

Guess Kermit should be glad that Miss Piggy don't like lilly pads
 
Posted by: Debbie at December 17, 2004 06:50 PM

This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none. And THIS little piggy went on Atkins...
 
Posted by: Lindsay at May 8, 2005 05:33 PM

To call me a cow was one thing...but when they used the word 'pig' i knew it was diet time
 
Posted by: jondapicam at May 9, 2005 09:02 AM

Eat more cow!

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