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July 09, 2004

I Gotta Go to the John... twice

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It's the new John-John, and they appear to be just crazy for each other. Caption this touchy feely pair of liberals!
Posted by mayor at July 9, 2004 02:30 AM

Captions

 
Posted by: Joel Comm at July 9, 2004 02:31 AM

Kiss me, you fool!
 
Posted by: Peter Paskus at July 10, 2004 12:43 AM

I love it,when you touch me there!
 
Posted by: Dave Killeffer at July 10, 2004 07:20 AM

Who's the good boy? Huh? Who's my GOOD boy? Is that the spot? Yeah! That's the spot the widdle good boy likes, isn't it?
 
Posted by: Len Steele at July 10, 2004 10:17 AM

With dentures like these, how can we lose?!!
 
Posted by: Koral at July 19, 2004 06:50 PM

Guy on left: Get your hand out of there! I only want to bite your nose.
 
Posted by: Fury at July 20, 2004 12:18 AM

If you tell anyone, I'll kill you
 
Posted by: Thor at July 20, 2004 03:19 AM

Did you see the pictures of George next to the chimpanzee? Dick couldn't tell them apart.
 
Posted by: jim at July 20, 2004 06:00 PM

Now get this straight - I want you to swap this fancy suit and tie for overalls, stop wearing shoes and socks, get a buzzcut and grow a stubble. And knock out a couple of teeth. I"M the one who is supposed to get the attention!
 
Posted by: J. Yock at July 21, 2004 03:11 PM

"John, I am so glad you asked me to come to this dance, and yes, I will be the girl for this dance!!
 
Posted by: Suz at July 22, 2004 06:25 PM

Botox? Bahahahahahahhaa! Never heard of it.
 
Posted by: joselyn at September 1, 2004 06:22 PM

I bet you I can give you a bigger hickie than that wife of yours...
 
Posted by: WEIRD_1 at September 2, 2004 02:58 PM

Swift Boat Ad #3263827.
and not only did he get metals for bug bites, but now we learn the dark truth. He nad a man in every port.
 
Posted by: Sue Donym at September 12, 2004 06:50 PM

"Love was just a glance away, a warm embracing dance away..."
 
Posted by: jondapicam at February 24, 2005 07:49 AM

The flagon with the dragon contains the pill with the poison while the vessel with the pestle contains the brew that is true.
 
Posted by: lilrodders at December 2, 2005 01:13 PM

can we move yet?

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