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March 27, 2005

I Need a Haircut

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This photo speaks for itself. Caption the incredibly long hair-do!
Posted by mayor at March 27, 2005 12:41 AM

Captions

 
Posted by: Joel Comm at March 27, 2005 12:41 AM

My kids wanted to jump rope and we couldn't afford one, so I figured I'd spend my life growing my hair long enough for them to play with.
 
Posted by: jondapicam at March 28, 2005 06:00 AM

And you thought you had a tough time doing your hair before going out!
 
Posted by: Mark Salot at March 29, 2005 11:55 AM

Get a couple of quick margaritas in her, then she'll REALLY let her hair down...
 
Posted by: gav at March 29, 2005 05:40 PM

"How did I have it done last time?"
 
Posted by: mikerafone at March 30, 2005 08:09 AM

"...and so, like I hang my hair out the window to dry, ya know, and some jerk starts climbing up it! I sent him packing real fast, and stole his little crown to boot!"
 
Posted by: Farley at April 4, 2005 10:58 AM

"You should have saw what happened at the reptile exhibit at the zoo. Yikes."
 
Posted by: deon at April 6, 2005 03:56 PM

"Hmmm what should I have for dinner...." "Not soup, I know that..."
 
Posted by: Wuh? at April 8, 2005 02:43 PM

Few have ever heard of Ling Ling - Rapunzel's distant Asian cousin.
 
Posted by: Moogie at April 9, 2005 02:20 AM

"What are you doing during your week off?"

"Oh, me and a few friends are going to braid Cindy's hair"
 
Posted by: Rebekah at April 16, 2005 05:55 AM

Again I cut this off yesterday!!!!!
 
Posted by: S T at April 17, 2005 05:08 PM

If you think my hair is long, you should see my pubes!
 
Posted by: Gizmo at April 20, 2005 08:56 AM

That's the last time she ever filmed a Bukakke
 
Posted by: Linda MIchelle at April 22, 2005 11:24 PM

Even my hair is questioning whether I'm having a bad hair day or not!
 
Posted by: MARYELLEN at April 25, 2005 02:05 AM

Oh Jeez things are getting PRETTY HAIRY around here!!!!!
 
Posted by: Hairstylist at April 27, 2005 12:03 AM

Who needs a feather boa when you have this to wrap around?
 
Posted by: Aldebaran at April 29, 2005 11:00 AM

I spent most of my life preparing for a role as Rapunzel, but no one told me that bitch was white!
 
Posted by: Emily at May 14, 2005 11:01 AM

Rapunzel,Rapunzel, let down your hair
[thinks]So I can cut it! Muah hahaha!
 
Posted by: Swoott at May 26, 2005 03:38 PM

My back hair is still longer
 
Posted by: kimmay at May 26, 2005 03:49 PM

and my y'know where hair is longer too.. see the bulge?!
 
Posted by: big guns at June 8, 2005 11:14 AM

Kinda makes you think what her pubic hair is like?
 
Posted by: someone at June 24, 2005 07:06 PM

people.

QUIT TRYING! and don't be disgusting. ^^ you're all idiots.
 
Posted by: Marc at July 16, 2005 11:32 PM

I love the hair just trim one at bottom inch to make a sex blunt edge.
 
Posted by: Amelia at July 17, 2005 09:07 PM

Does this hairstyle make me look fat?
 
Posted by: Dr.BigDick at July 23, 2005 11:54 PM

All the better to drag you out in the street and choke you with...
 
Posted by: mirand at September 5, 2005 02:13 PM

Where the hell did that all come from!?
 
Posted by: Jim at September 6, 2005 12:10 PM

Patti was having second thoughts about donating to Hair Club For Men
 
Posted by: Secapp at February 2, 2006 04:28 PM

Yo dat Hair-Weave is DOPE !!!
 
Posted by: Jubby at August 26, 2006 08:51 PM

"...Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down your long hair"

 
Posted by: Randi at August 26, 2006 10:08 PM

"I don't like to complain, but I think you cut the right side a little shorter than the left".
 
Posted by: Sandra at October 19, 2006 04:56 PM

when u walk does that hair drag or what ?
 
Posted by: Brad at October 20, 2006 09:14 PM

I'm just glad that I don't have big boobs too. Think of the pain my back would be in then.
 
Posted by: SISSY at October 21, 2006 08:19 PM

"YOU MEAN I HAVE TO PAY FOR AN EXTRA SEAY??"
 
Posted by: 102120 at January 30, 2007 04:00 PM

dang how long is that hair of yours cause its sexy..
 
Posted by: assas at January 30, 2007 04:01 PM

dang how long is that hair of yours cause its sexy..
 
Posted by: black asd at January 30, 2007 04:29 PM

I think you should let it GROW REAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYY LONG maybe 150 feet long.

seriously

 
Posted by: Quincy Quetzalcoatl at January 31, 2007 12:06 AM

Ppsshhh. It's all extension.
 
Posted by: karl at January 31, 2007 04:01 AM

Umm... maybe i should just make up with the hairdresser and get my hair cut after all it has been 10years now.
 
Posted by: swswsa at February 6, 2007 02:28 PM

how long is your hair now? post a new picture
 
Posted by: sathish at March 20, 2007 07:44 AM

Please send me some long hair images
 
Posted by: webeburnincausewerefake at March 20, 2007 09:07 PM

repunzel repunzel let down your hair....... wrong hair wrong hair!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by: vanessa at March 31, 2007 01:09 PM

selling my hair to the highest bidder on e-bay!
 
Posted by: seagull at April 4, 2007 12:09 AM

wow! im jzt wondering how many gallons of shampoo & conditioner you can consume for one hair bath????

 
Posted by: Oliver at August 25, 2007 02:04 AM

"...I think I'm going to grow my hair out."
 
Posted by: Poser at December 3, 2007 08:03 AM

I would cum in her hair every night and laugh as she tries to wash it out.
 
Posted by: Sam at December 13, 2007 05:41 PM

"Uh oh. I lost my hamster"
 
Posted by: chriza at July 5, 2008 03:50 AM

hey!wats up/

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