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December 20, 2005

In Your Face!

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Look, I did my own flying in "Top Gun", my own driving in "Days of Thunder" and my own dancing in "Risky Business". What else do you need to know?
Posted by mayor at December 20, 2005 02:25 AM

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Posted by: hasan at December 20, 2005 05:17 AM

i like bush and his admistretion

 
Posted by: hasan at December 20, 2005 05:17 AM

i like bush and his admistretion

 
Posted by: ajay at January 18, 2006 04:52 AM

couch comes before a fall

 
Posted by: wes at February 27, 2006 04:43 AM

When I snap my fingers you will not remember a thing

 
Posted by: kevin at May 31, 2006 12:43 PM

What about love?

 
Posted by: Randi at August 26, 2006 10:21 PM

You're glib Matt! Glib! And my career is OVAH!

 
Posted by: Alex Stockwell at August 27, 2006 06:32 AM

I'm telling you, Matt, nobody's crazy! Especially not me!

 
Posted by: keith at September 4, 2006 03:31 PM

you better be nice to me matt,because they asked me to replace katie!

 
Posted by: bob at January 4, 2007 04:42 PM

Tom Cruise reacted protectively when asked of the alienation of Scientology, responding, "We're not so much a nation, as we are a single consciousness."

 
Posted by: Billie Danger at April 20, 2007 12:13 PM

As Tom Pulled out his Invisible Scientology gun, Matt readied his Pencil for a battle

 
Posted by: Al at May 6, 2007 05:49 PM

I am jesus of scientology.

 
Posted by: SpaJunkie at May 7, 2007 03:21 PM

"Don't look into my eyes Matt, unless you want to be one of my minions!"

 
Posted by: yaquelin balladares at September 2, 2007 02:06 PM

LOOK PAL!...i warned you the first time!

 
Posted by: Chris Saunders at May 1, 2009 11:09 AM

what do you use on your face it looks amazing

 
Posted by: Avery at May 7, 2009 04:38 PM

"MATT, MATT, WHEN I SAY GLIB, I MEAN- GAY LIFE IS GINORMOUS!

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