They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Can you keep it under twenty? Test your wit and come up with your own caption for our photos. No swearing or sex-related captions please!

July 20, 2005

Looking very Bushy

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Hey, he's the leader of the free world. But even those of us who like him should be able to come up with a doozy for this photo.
Posted by mayor at July 20, 2005 07:41 PM

Captions

 
Posted by: Len S at July 21, 2005 06:09 AM

See, I DO have two front teeth!

 
Posted by: Bubba Smith at July 22, 2005 05:40 AM

WOOT , Karl !!! I didn't know that was the Panic Button ! They's, just delivered me an Pizza at 4 a. m. ?!

 
Posted by: Bubba Smith at July 22, 2005 05:50 AM

C'mon , Guys ! Wanna try my ,Pickled Chicken Eyes? I just made it , folks ?!

 
Posted by: jondapicam at July 22, 2005 08:16 AM

Shoot! I feel happier than a hound dog humpin' Anjelina Jolie's leg.

 
Posted by: Wickedly Jane at July 22, 2005 06:20 PM

HOWDY , Mary Carey !

 
Posted by: Maggie May sez at July 23, 2005 05:00 AM

Wanna see me Nuke , Somebody ?!

 
Posted by: Dr.BigDick at July 23, 2005 11:35 PM

KETCHUP POPSICLES?!?!?
I LOVE KETCHUP POPSICLES!!!

 
Posted by: val at July 25, 2005 12:32 AM

BUSHWACKED!

 
Posted by: Harmut at July 30, 2005 02:55 AM

I like toast.

 
Posted by: Zilla at July 31, 2005 01:42 PM

Hey Dick, nice thong! Can I give'er a try???

 
Posted by: Ashley Newhall at August 4, 2005 08:49 AM

Hey you like my personation of John Kerry!

 
Posted by: Wondersloth at August 4, 2005 04:00 PM

Hot Dawg!! Either Dick Cheney's hamster just crawled up my pants, or I'm chokin' on another pretzel! Yee Haw!

 
Posted by: Knows at August 5, 2005 07:10 PM

Ahhwwwww...Me donn'' know!!!!!

 
Posted by: tim at August 8, 2005 02:33 PM

STWEEDLE!

 
Posted by: IdMonster at August 13, 2005 10:45 AM

"Are those chicken wings?!?! Oh man, I can enjoy these, those garwsh darn PETA liberals will ride my ass like a hot tempered bronco for taking away a chicken's ability to fly"

 
Posted by: zacdilone at August 13, 2005 09:05 PM

Hey kids, let's put on a show!

 
Posted by: Tim Key at August 16, 2005 04:25 PM

Thats the Biggest one I have ever seen.

 
Posted by: Smurfy Chick at August 18, 2005 08:22 PM

Durrr... Which way did he go George... Which way did he go??

 
Posted by: Betty at August 25, 2005 10:34 PM

I found this lovely cigar in my office! I bet my ole' buddy bill clinton left this for me! (eeewww!)

 
Posted by: John at August 26, 2005 04:14 AM

What do you mean: "Let's discuss your cafeine addiction"?

 
Posted by: Emily at August 26, 2005 03:53 PM

And to think I'm the leader or the frree world, I can charge all I want for oil which all goes into my pocket and blame it on the war. I'm running the biggest con job in America and all these idiots in the christian coalition think God put me in office. I'm even greater than Saudiam!

 
Posted by: Diamond Dave at September 1, 2005 12:52 PM

Is that a Pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me Dad...

 
Posted by: re4man at September 6, 2005 07:40 PM

I got an idear why not make me King

 
Posted by: GEORGE W. BUSH at September 11, 2005 05:48 PM

What the hell is that?

 
Posted by: james at September 18, 2005 01:36 PM

Leader of the "free" world. It won't be "free" when I get ahold of it Condoleeza my love!!

 
Posted by: Matt at October 5, 2005 08:16 PM

Hey Mommy, I just made in my pants. It's squishy.

 
Posted by: Talion at November 3, 2005 11:00 PM

"See, people won't vote for you if you appear smarter than they are. Clinton was a Rhodes scholar, but if he hadn't faked that hillbilly drawl, he'd never have gotten a single vote. Hell, If the voters had known I was formulating an 11-dimensional, tachyon-oriented, modification to Einstein's more difficult general theory of relativity, Kerry would be president today. He's dumber than a box of old hammers."

 
Posted by: Jimmy Bob at October 19, 2006 11:04 AM

Hey! I just found the princess.

 
Posted by: SISSY at October 21, 2006 08:17 PM

"YOU MEAN NOW I CAN PLAY WITH REAL ARMY MEN!!! "THANKS DAD!"

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