He got a wig made of Einstein's preserved hair. Unfortunately, Albert's brain was not available, so a pig-to-human transplant was performed. Oink, oink.

Bad hair day? No. Why do you ask?
Do ask M.J. about a bad face day?

Even now, Richard Simmons swears, "Oh my god! Like, I'm SO not gay!"

The fork was stuck in the toaster!

The police are mystified over where Mr. Spector could have hidden the weapon.

Ludwig, you must eat! Ugh!

The day Phil stood too close to the "Wall of Sound".

This is your hair on drugs!

This is what happens to your new perm if you wash it before you're supposed to.

Remember: You have to wait 24 hours to wash that new perm ladies and gentlemen..

Do you think the women that go out with him are interested in his looks or his money. Hmmmm...

Rooster laying eggs in a container.

IT'S ALIVE!!!!

Damn humidity...

Phil Spector and 70's cartoon star "Hair Bear" ... separated at birth?

Where did I leave the mop!!??

The day the fashion police DID come to call.......

The Mad Hatter got stuck in court and was late for his own tea party.

Wow, he looks like a felon, just in time for the court conviction!

The Ronettes combined were way easier to control than chicks today!

Nobody smoke!!!

now scream real loud into my ass

First of all I'd like to point out that the LAPD has a history of racial prejudice when it comes to solving the murders of young white blonde women. Secondly,Your Honor, I do not believe that my unique and misunderstood lifestyle should be characterized in this court room as strange and bizarre. It is clear to everyone up in this here mofo, that I am merely "Afrocentric." And, I wants me some niggas on the jury too, word...

the light bulb is changed

Ironically, Spector reports that his pubes are soft, long flowing, and without split ends.

Albert Einstein was my father and let me tell you about the big bang theory

Just 'cause i like touchin' kids don't mean i can't rock

I'm impressed with his hairdresser. I've never seen a simulation of a shockball before.

Ever wonder what the love-child of Marge Simpson and Richard Simmons would look like?

Wonder no more.

on an unrelated note: Phyllis Diller's hair was reported missing somewhere in north Hollywood. Police are (hah!) combing the area, looking for the escaped follicular beast...

Im gonna shoot my barbras head off that ass he said I would look good in curls

hazaaaaaaaa!

wait, this is a man?...... THIS IS A MAN?????????? hey everybody, check this out, this man looks like an ugly lady. yesterday i saw one of the worlds longest noses ride by in passenger seat. i laughed out loud. i have never done this before. but this warented it. easily 2 and 1/2 inches long.

Oohhhh so many,
-I think the real crime here is the utter disregard for conditioner.
-Looks like someone already got the chair.
-Ah the witch trials of Nostredamus.
-I thought cameras weren't allowed in the Michael Jackson courtroom.
-Diana Ross' probabion hearing.
(and I'm spent)

Ok Phill, first stick this penny in here.

I am a superior being....you earthling you.

"...then, your Honor, she made me french kiss an electrical outlet. So I wrestled the gun away and shot her."

Someones channelling Tina Turner.

Next season's AquaNet spokesmodel...

Phil's defence team opts for the "But he's already been electrocuted, you can't kill a man twice" defence.

Hmm, I guess I really should move away from all those power lines!

A Dazed Phil was unaware of the Thing attacking his head

damn!...were did i leave the gun?