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April 15, 2004

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A dentist at work in his consulting room. A local councillor fed up with the exorbitant prices of Britain's dentists has come up with an alternative plan, he will ship people to France for cheap operations on what he is calling 'The Tooth Ferry'. Caption that!
Posted by mayor at April 15, 2004 10:07 AM

Captions

 
Posted by: Joel Comm at April 15, 2004 10:08 AM

Go into the light...

 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at April 16, 2004 07:33 AM

Keep your eye on this here guiding light, til you reach the end of the tunnel

 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at April 16, 2004 01:40 PM

Let's face it Mac, you have that inner glow from head to toe!

 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at April 16, 2004 01:41 PM

Let the power of Christ compell you!

 
Posted by: Gumper at May 11, 2004 07:23 PM

Open your wallet really wide for me now....

 
Posted by: TC at May 14, 2004 06:25 AM

Nope! Its not in here!

 
Posted by: Sparrow at May 23, 2004 02:46 PM

Wouldja stop singing for just a second, Pavarotti??

 
Posted by: two cent stamp at May 23, 2004 02:53 PM

Yah, we can get ya the porcelain veneers, missy, but you'll need a hair weave too if you expect to make it to The Swan pageant...

 
Posted by: Renfan at May 26, 2004 01:29 AM

And now, with a wave of my hands, I will make your molar disapear!

 
Posted by: s at July 7, 2004 08:28 AM

I see your bridge fell down.

 
Posted by: Koral at July 19, 2004 07:45 PM

Hold still mate, I think I dropped my tweezers in there.

 
Posted by: jondapicam at December 6, 2004 09:21 AM

Wait. I think I see Jimmy Hoffa's ring.

 
Posted by: Pgan at October 15, 2005 08:13 PM

From the diaphragm... Perfect, that's the note! And please before the next lesson, brush your teeth, huh?

 
Posted by: Pgan at October 15, 2005 08:17 PM

Your teeth are fine but I'd like to refer you to a very good hair specialist.

 
Posted by: Pgan at October 15, 2005 08:22 PM

I cannot work like this! Sir, please schedule an appointment for a time when you're not having hickups!

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