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March 30, 2005

Ouch that Smarts

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Soccer exists so we might mock the moments captured on film. Just like this one that begs for a caption!
Posted by mayor at March 30, 2005 11:27 PM

Captions

 
Posted by: jondapicam at March 31, 2005 07:21 AM

Today's highlights for blind soccer. "D'oh!"
 
Posted by: mikerafone at March 31, 2005 08:38 AM

Even brave athletes were stunned when they announced Jennifer and Brad's breakup...
 
Posted by: Mark Salot at April 4, 2005 12:31 AM

Because team uniforms lack caps, soccer players occasionally attempt to intensify their gameplay by switching to 'rally cups' for additional good luck...
 
Posted by: Farley at April 4, 2005 10:54 AM

JAY LENO GET HIM!!!!!
 
Posted by: Moogie at April 9, 2005 02:18 AM

Oh, Lord, if you love your children, please deliver a sign
 
Posted by: Gizmo at April 20, 2005 08:56 AM

I got it, I got it :thud: duar, what was i doing?
 
Posted by: ScHammer at April 27, 2005 12:02 AM

Testing the theory that if you grit your teeth and close your eyes, the pain will go away
 
Posted by: Aldebaran at April 29, 2005 11:14 AM

#2 gets yellow carded for blindly searching for his car keys in his opponents arse during game.
 
Posted by: Emily at May 14, 2005 11:16 AM

Bonk! I'm sueing!
 
Posted by: dan at May 18, 2005 01:22 AM

i smell meat
 
Posted by: Cid at May 19, 2005 07:22 AM

And the soccer tournament has been put to a pause yet again cause Frank keeps on popping the balls with his hair.
 
Posted by: Dr.BigDick at July 24, 2005 12:17 AM

And all of a sudden everyone in the stadium started orgasming.
 
Posted by: val at July 25, 2005 12:59 AM

We are from Planet RX2
 
Posted by: Ken at July 25, 2005 05:58 PM

Oh Yes!! That greased up arm works a treat.
can you feel me tickling ya prostate
....u dirty boy.
 
Posted by: Kenneth Director at September 17, 2005 10:34 PM

Why did you grab my butt?
 
Posted by: Paul Dish at September 18, 2005 09:21 AM

Having a migraine while performing sports can lead to disaster.
 
Posted by: Blake at October 11, 2005 01:51 AM

Guy: Dude, I told you electric soccer wouldn't catch on!
Other guy: .... *Passed out from the electric shock*
 
Posted by: doug at February 12, 2007 03:20 PM

Not so hard I have a tender butt.
 
Posted by: danny at February 12, 2007 03:21 PM

Uhmph.Sock it to me.

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