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May 9, 2004

Take that!

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U.S. tennis player Jennifer Capriati grimaces as she returns a backhand shot to Amelie Mauresmo from France during their semi-final match of the Ladies German Open in Berlin. Scary?
Posted by mayor at May 9, 2004 10:55 PM

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Posted by: Joel Comm at May 9, 2004 10:56 PM

After I hit this ball, I am going to jump over the net and shove this tennis racket down your throat!
 
Posted by: SilverTabby at May 10, 2004 2:41 PM

Hey you girly, girl. I'm gonna pump you up!
 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at May 10, 2004 3:52 PM

The ball BEFORE my sex change operation was fuzzier!
 
Posted by: Michlynn at May 11, 2004 6:37 PM

I knew I shouldn't have eaten those burritos before the match!
 
Posted by: Bruce at May 11, 2004 6:47 PM

My feet are killing me!!
 
Posted by: Lambo at May 11, 2004 6:49 PM

Steroids??? You wanna step over the net and try to prove it?!
 
Posted by: Marc Erickson at May 11, 2004 7:43 PM

So you think Arnold is bad? Just wait 'til I'm done with you, honey...
 
Posted by: pat at May 11, 2004 7:48 PM

"PMS? You want PMS? I'll show you PMS!"
 
Posted by: Jerry at May 11, 2004 9:25 PM

Ohhhh! I knew I shouldn't have forgotten my Preparation H!
 
Posted by: flooeyblue at May 11, 2004 10:53 PM

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now...
 
Posted by: Ronnie at May 11, 2004 11:20 PM

Match this, Sammy Sosa!
 
Posted by: Wyrm at May 14, 2004 12:11 AM

After lifting weights the night before the tournament, the bones and muscles in her arms turned to jelly the moment she attempted to swing her racket.
 
Posted by: Jesse James at May 14, 2004 11:19 AM

I thought I TOLD you! I HATE tennis balls!
 
Posted by: * at May 14, 2004 2:23 PM

Transvestite bangs balls.
 
Posted by: Koral at July 19, 2004 8:06 PM

Weeee
 
Posted by: jondapicam at October 6, 2004 8:42 AM

This is great, a home run! Wait. This isn't baseball...

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