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March 23, 2004

The Latest Fashion

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A model wears an outfit designed by Gareth Pugh as part of his collection for Alternative Fashion Week in London, March 22, 2004. I must run right out and get one of these. Caption that, I'm beggin' ya.
Posted by mayor at March 23, 2004 12:00 AM

Captions

 
Posted by: Joel at March 22, 2004 11:29 PM

After being savaged by killer red and white striped jumbo bumble bees, Billy goes home to cry to mommy.
 
Posted by: steve at March 23, 2004 12:54 AM

(1)I see you!!!! (2) I'm really a lifebuoy.
 
Posted by: libragrrl at March 23, 2004 06:32 PM

As if those Target Commercials couldn't get any MORE annoying...
 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at March 23, 2004 09:02 PM

Quosie Moto Models Martha Stewart's "New Look For Spring" fashion-line, by designer Gareth Pugh.
 
Posted by: Robin Hebert at March 23, 2004 09:11 PM

I think I might have attention getting disorder!
 
Posted by: Marko at March 23, 2004 10:36 PM

In other news, medical doctors fear the new strain of SARS is far worse than thought.
 
Posted by: Todd at March 26, 2004 10:26 AM

I feel like i been walking around all day with a bullseye on my back.
 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at March 28, 2004 09:33 PM

With this loada bullseye silicone breasts, I don't know if I'm coming or going!
 
Posted by: Ducky at April 1, 2004 07:25 PM

Im in love with the target stores and even tho they have the dog as there mascot, maybe I can be a sit in mascot so when that freaking dog gets runover
 
Posted by: Kree at April 5, 2004 09:27 PM

Darn it, I knew the shoes were wrong for this outfit! Are these shoes wrong with this outfit? TELL ME!
 
Posted by: Jessica at April 8, 2004 01:31 PM

"Up, up & away!"
 
Posted by: Mary Jo at April 8, 2004 01:33 PM

Does this make me look fat?/ Tag your it...
 
Posted by: PJ at April 22, 2004 10:25 AM

For red, irritatted eyes use Clear-Eyes. Clear-Eyes is awesome. Wow.
 
Posted by: Eric at May 12, 2004 02:12 PM

STOP LOOKING AT ME...
 
Posted by: Delyle Nielsen at May 12, 2004 06:21 PM

That guy? He's the local bee keeper.
 
Posted by: Domingo at May 12, 2004 07:42 PM

Hey, Mom hurry up with up those bow and arrows, I'm gonna hit the Bullseye!
 
Posted by: Wyrm at May 14, 2004 12:12 AM

Where's Waldo....!?
 
Posted by: dangrad at May 14, 2004 03:27 AM

Greg thought a strike would be a no-brainer - if only he could remember where he left his bowling ball
 
Posted by: Miga at May 14, 2004 08:44 AM

That's the LAST time I wear my velcro suit out!
 
Posted by: Machutus at May 25, 2004 12:45 PM

Hello world!
 
Posted by: Jesse at May 25, 2004 01:01 PM

Hello world!..
 
Posted by: suz at June 9, 2004 11:09 PM

Does this make my butt look big?
 
Posted by: s at July 7, 2004 08:37 AM

that takes balls!
 
Posted by: Rochelle Siegel Smith at July 7, 2004 11:27 AM

"Bulls Eye? Bull s*it!!"
 
Posted by: mammy at July 18, 2004 04:17 AM

That's my boy!
 
Posted by: Koral at July 19, 2004 06:44 PM

I wonder if you can get bras for people with disorders like this.
 
Posted by: chuck at August 14, 2004 09:18 PM

"yes it's 2004 and LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD BLOW"S UP!"
 
Posted by: jondapicam at October 14, 2004 01:19 PM

Let this be a lesson on what happens when you fart while wearing Spandex.
 
Posted by: Eric at November 12, 2004 06:46 PM

Mommy I don't feel good.
 
Posted by: NOVA at December 6, 2004 10:10 AM

This stuff ROCKS
 
Posted by: k at December 7, 2004 01:21 PM

I fell off the tree at Rockefeller Center. Can someone help me back up?
 
Posted by: Shardi at January 19, 2005 10:32 AM

Saddam's last ditch effort to smuggle arms out of Iraq undetected didn't goe as well as planned...
 
Posted by: Helen at April 26, 2005 09:43 AM

The WORST case every recorded of the dreaded Farmer Giles.....
 
Posted by: DollyDeluxe at May 7, 2005 05:43 PM

"DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?"
 
Posted by: Knows at May 16, 2005 10:29 PM

Do you konw someone who is in highschool? Or,are you someone in highschool? Do you have trouble becoming popular? Then this outfit is perfect for getting attention you so desperately need. Don't let your looks, you geekyness, or you're so-not-in crowd looser qualities get you down. Just pick up the phone and call to order your own attetin-deficeit-be-gone-suit right now!!! Become the popluar person you've always dreamed of becoming!!!!!!!

(P.S. I do not necessarily agree with this. But, what the heck was the fashion designer thinking when he made this peice of crud?!)
 
Posted by: Cid at May 19, 2005 07:29 AM

I see you!

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