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September 22, 2005

Trump Style

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This is what happens when Carson and the other Queer Eyes guys cut your hair!
Posted by mayor at September 22, 2005 11:59 PM

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Posted by: Bubba Smith at September 23, 2005 04:07 AM

Oops , Methinks Muh Sweet , dearie ! ( Thinking still quietly is The Donald , DOH ! ) That ring is not from Cracker Jacks !
 
Posted by: mikerafone at September 23, 2005 07:59 AM

Later that night, Trump had to fire his new bride when he didn't understand her warning quickly enough. She had turned around, saw her silicone cones were going to knock his hair silly and yelled, "Donald! Duck!"
 
Posted by: Suz at September 27, 2005 09:51 PM

I shouldn't have scrimped on the condoms.
 
Posted by: annabeth at October 25, 2005 10:52 PM

I finally know what Kanye West was talking about in "Golddigger".
 
Posted by: Talion at November 3, 2005 04:55 PM

Discovering he had been emasculated, Donald began to suspect his wife.
 
Posted by: japasta not jacasta at January 24, 2006 08:17 AM

-Donald Trump- " She has the biggest, and the best breasts... I own those too"
 
Posted by: Karla "with a k" at January 24, 2006 03:48 PM

The Donald contiplates his choice of a magenta colored tie. (Just look at his face, you can see his gears turning . . pink . .why pink? . .)
 
Posted by: Karla "with a k" at January 24, 2006 03:49 PM

The Donald contiplates his choice of a magenta colored tie. (Just look at his face, you can see his gears turning . . pink . .why pink? . .)
 
Posted by: lkndfagoj at January 25, 2006 07:29 AM

you made some smelling pistakes you fricken idiot.

"The Donald contiplates ..."

IDIOT!!!
 
Posted by: lkndfagoj at January 26, 2006 12:49 PM

Ok, Ok, I am a complete a**hole for writing that comment. I'm a total jerk and I should never be allowed to post. Sorry Karla.
 
Posted by: Randi at August 26, 2006 10:27 PM

Melina gets a good look at the Donald's hair: "My God, how could I have not noticed that before!".
 
Posted by: ha donalds is old at April 12, 2007 04:56 AM

Donald thinks-hey sexy melina!:P

Melina thinks-2 more years until dead donald!Thanku god!

 
Posted by: yaquelin b at September 2, 2007 02:18 PM

sucks being married!....

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