They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Can you keep it under twenty? Test your wit and come up with your own caption for our photos. No swearing or sex-related captions please!

June 27, 2005

Wanna Play?

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Aren't they cute? Perhaps. But maybe something devious is going on in those little minds. Caption the catdog!
Posted by mayor at June 27, 2005 10:43 PM

Captions

 
Posted by: Len S at June 28, 2005 05:48 AM

...and ...and ...and the mouse was this bloody big!!

 
Posted by: jondapicam at June 28, 2005 07:35 AM

"Grrrrr, Arrrrg!" "Nope, Gilligan, still not scary." "Aw, heck!"

 
Posted by: Diego at June 30, 2005 02:39 AM

"Damn . . . You DO have a ninth nipple."
"Told you."

 
Posted by: Dave Cruz at July 1, 2005 02:18 PM

"Come on Ralffie. Pull yourself together. You got a big fight coming up. Now get out of bed and let's go run some laps."

 
Posted by: starbit at July 9, 2005 01:18 PM

gimmy your tuna and I'll let You up.

 
Posted by: onechaos at July 10, 2005 12:40 PM

"How many paws do you see?"

 
Posted by: Bubba Smith at July 10, 2005 07:14 PM

I'll gladly turn on the Water Tap for you to drink , L'il Kitty !

 
Posted by: Jazzy at July 10, 2005 07:19 PM

...so then the mouse said....to the Trumpet Player ....

 
Posted by: LS at July 12, 2005 07:05 AM

The pets are cute and there are some good responses, but I can't help but notice how weird (or should that be "dirty") the previous two captions are.

 
Posted by: Nurgle at July 14, 2005 08:45 PM

If I don't move, he can't see me...

 
Posted by: Saurabh Sharma at July 15, 2005 10:54 AM

Are you talking to me? There is no one else here, so you must be talking to me.

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:05 PM

You can not run from your problems. You must face them.

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:07 PM

Come Here!!! You nasty big dog!! I'm goning to give you such a punch that you'll be born a feline.

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:08 PM

David versus Goliath

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:09 PM

Alalalalalaleeeeeeeehhhhyyyaaaaaahhahaha!!!! Xena the warrior cat princess (or prince).

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:11 PM

I am going to scratch your nose off. Then I'm going to punch you.

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:13 PM

Cat: Peekaboo!!! I see you!!! AHHHHHHHHH!
Dog: Ruff!!! Dinner time!!!
Cat: Not if I can help it! CAT WOMAN! HELP!

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:14 PM

This is what Batman and Catwoman would look like if Batman was a dog.

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:15 PM

I'm going to punch you.

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:17 PM

Cat: I'm going to punch you because you're a dog.
Dog: Then I'm going to eat you!!!

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:18 PM

The truth is the conservatives are always the underdogs; or should I say undercats?

 
Posted by: Knows at July 15, 2005 08:22 PM

This is what happens when animals are introduced into politics. The dogs, or the liberals, just want a free ride. Or in this case, they want the entire bench. The cats, or the conservatives, just want their rights as Americans to be respected and protected. Or in this case ", Get off the bench you overgrown mangy furball, flea infested, demoncult worshiping, dog!!! This is my house!!!"

 
Posted by: sUz at July 17, 2005 09:00 PM

Um... have you tried flossing?

 
Posted by: Victoria at July 22, 2005 09:21 PM

I`m not touching you....

 
Posted by: Dr.BigDick at July 23, 2005 11:37 PM

No pussies allowed!

 
Posted by: Zilla at July 31, 2005 01:45 PM

I TOLD you... YOU get the floor, *I* get the COT!

Now get down from there, or I'm poppin' the top on this can!

 
Posted by: GrubletLee at August 4, 2005 09:10 AM

Cat:(singing)Im to sexy for my shirt
Dog:Go baby work it work it
cat:do you think I should take this up professionaly
dog:defently your very good
cat:o stop it stop your so flattering

 
Posted by: tim at August 8, 2005 02:35 PM

chomp, gulp.

 
Posted by: Betty at August 25, 2005 10:42 PM

You have been eating out of my litter box again haven't you scruffy?

 
Posted by: DiamondDave at September 1, 2005 01:00 PM

Your sure your a male, I still don't see it.

 
Posted by: re4man at September 6, 2005 07:44 PM

And Bush says to Dick shouldn`t I be on the throne

 
Posted by: titch222 at September 12, 2005 10:16 AM

Hey Bi fella, are you looking for a fight!

 
Posted by: Chaz at December 2, 2005 05:54 PM

Cat: Do you see my paws moving slowing?

Dog (moaning): Yeeeessss...

Cat: Okay, now...SLEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!

 
Posted by: Alyssa at June 16, 2006 10:43 PM

"okay, okay, you caught me red handed!"

 
Posted by: Joebert at June 21, 2006 03:37 PM

Waaasuuuup doooog ?

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