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...and ...and ...and the mouse was this bloody big!!
"Grrrrr, Arrrrg!" "Nope, Gilligan, still not scary." "Aw, heck!"
"Damn . . . You DO have a ninth nipple."
"Told you."
"Come on Ralffie. Pull yourself together. You got a big fight coming up. Now get out of bed and let's go run some laps."
gimmy your tuna and I'll let You up.
"How many paws do you see?"
I'll gladly turn on the Water Tap for you to drink , L'il Kitty !
...so then the mouse said....to the Trumpet Player ....
The pets are cute and there are some good responses, but I can't help but notice how weird (or should that be "dirty") the previous two captions are.
If I don't move, he can't see me...
Are you talking to me? There is no one else here, so you must be talking to me.
You can not run from your problems. You must face them.
Come Here!!! You nasty big dog!! I'm goning to give you such a punch that you'll be born a feline.
David versus Goliath
Alalalalalaleeeeeeeehhhhyyyaaaaaahhahaha!!!! Xena the warrior cat princess (or prince).
I am going to scratch your nose off. Then I'm going to punch you.
Cat: Peekaboo!!! I see you!!! AHHHHHHHHH!
Dog: Ruff!!! Dinner time!!!
Cat: Not if I can help it! CAT WOMAN! HELP!
This is what Batman and Catwoman would look like if Batman was a dog.
I'm going to punch you.
Cat: I'm going to punch you because you're a dog.
Dog: Then I'm going to eat you!!!
The truth is the conservatives are always the underdogs; or should I say undercats?
This is what happens when animals are introduced into politics. The dogs, or the liberals, just want a free ride. Or in this case, they want the entire bench. The cats, or the conservatives, just want their rights as Americans to be respected and protected. Or in this case ", Get off the bench you overgrown mangy furball, flea infested, demoncult worshiping, dog!!! This is my house!!!"
Um... have you tried flossing?
I`m not touching you....
No pussies allowed!
I TOLD you... YOU get the floor, *I* get the COT!
Now get down from there, or I'm poppin' the top on this can!
Cat:(singing)Im to sexy for my shirt
Dog:Go baby work it work it
cat:do you think I should take this up professionaly
dog:defently your very good
cat:o stop it stop your so flattering
chomp, gulp.
You have been eating out of my litter box again haven't you scruffy?
Your sure your a male, I still don't see it.
And Bush says to Dick shouldn`t I be on the throne
Hey Bi fella, are you looking for a fight!
Cat: Do you see my paws moving slowing?
Dog (moaning): Yeeeessss...
Cat: Okay, now...SLEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!
"okay, okay, you caught me red handed!"
Waaasuuuup doooog ?