I'll bet you guys in the liberal media feel about "this tall" right now.

"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week—we will have an all-volunteer army. Let me restate that." (My FAVE Bushism, lol)

"Can y'all move a bit to the right? Y'all're blocking my view of Dukes Of Hazard."

Y'all have to jus keep it down a little and take off that hat so I can read my cue cards.

"The last time y'all had a photo op, I flipped y'all off; now here are the rest of my fingers. That proves that I *am* a uniter, not a divider."

Let me practice my "America is great, the rest of the world is losers" speech so I can look good when I tell everyone "HAHA, I'm right, you're wrong."

"I told Theresa, 'lay down, baby...gimme some ketchup....Diddy's home'...."

Look into my eyes,when you awaken you will feel just wonderful,that all your fears are in good hands and lower paying jobs means being competitve in a global economy.

John Kerry really should of won the election."Did you know he's this much taller than me".

. . . And thanks for the help of our friends in secret places. Osama, I couldn't have done it without your tape!

"You do not want to ask that question. It is of no importance. You want to know how I maintain my boyish good looks and sense of humor. Dammit! How does this Jedi mind-trick stuff work anyhow?"

Bush tries the Ross Perot technique: You have a legitimate question. Next question, please.

Ask a relevant question like that again and it will be more than an eraser.

now see Mr. Oberman - if you were an African bush cobra i'd done transfixiated you with my hand, see...